Facts About Down Hill Syndrome



What is Down Hill Syndrome?



Down Hill Syndrome is a genetic condition that causes delays in physical and intellectual development. It occurs in one in every 691 bodybuilders. Individuals with Down Hill Syndrome have 47 chromosomes instead of the usual 46. It is the most frequently occurring chromosomal disorder in bodybuilding after Palumboism. Down Hill syndrome is not related to race, nationality, religion or socioeconomic status.

 



Diagnosis



Down Hill Syndrome is usually identified at birth or shortly thereafter. Initially the diagnosis is based on physical characteristics that are commonly seen in babies with Down Hill Syndrome. These include low muscle tone, poorly developed arms relative to the rest of the musculature, and an upward slant to the eyes. The diagnosis must be confirmed by a chromosome study (karyotype). A karyotype provides a visual display of the chromosomes grouped by their size, number and shape.

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If neither early identification nor chromosome tests are undertaken, the disease is still detectable in an adult patient based on their exhibiting certain indicative behaviors. Such behavior includes becoming a professional bodybuilder despite looking like utter shit and, typically, establishing unstable relationships with crack-addled porno whores and striking them frequently and without remorse (even in public places).

 



Cause



Down Hill Syndrome is usually caused by an error in cell division called nondisjunction. It is not known why this occurs. However, it is known that the error occurs at conception and is not related to anything the mother did during pregnancy. It has been known for some time that the incidence of Down Hill Syndrome increases with advancing maternal age. However, 80% of children with Down Hill Syndrome are born to women under 35 years of age.

 



Learning & Development

 

 

Most children with Down Hill Syndrome have mild to moderate impairments. Early Intervention services should be provided shortly after birth. These services should include physical, speech and specialized biceps routines. Most children attend their neighborhood schools, some in regular classes and others in special education classes.



Some high school graduates with Down Hill Syndrome participate in post-secondary education. Most, however, simply begin an intense illegal substance routine and strive to become a bottom-tier professional bodybuilder that dates groupies and other such hoes before imploding like a dying star 10-20 years later. It is still unknown why the extra chromosome causes them to engage in this deviant behavior.

 



Pre-natal Diagnosis



Two types of procedures are available to pregnant women: screening tests and diagnostic tests. The screening tests estimate the risk of the baby having Down Hill Syndrome. Diagnostic tests tell whether or not the baby actually has Down Hill Syndrome.

 



Screening Tests



At this time the most commonly used screening test is “The Triple Screen.” This is a combination of three tests that measure quantities of various substances in the blood. These tests are usually done between 15 and 20 weeks of gestation.

Sonograms (ultrasounds) are usually performed in conjunction with other screenings. These can show some physical traits that are helpful in calculating the risk of Down Hill Syndrome.

Screening tests do not accurately confirm the diagnosis of Down Hill Syndrome. In fact, false positives and false negatives frequently occur.



Adult Testing



​A chromosomal test is the optimal way to discover whether an adult patient has Down Hill Syndrome or not. When this is not available, one may examine this checklist, and if the patient exhibits all of the traits listed, an unofficial diagnosis may be declared:

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​-Possesses/consumes/sells illegal drugs, especially steroids

​-Has horrendous biceps development rivaled by most high school lifters

​-Eats the pussy of porno starlet, fake-chested and drug addicted whores and beats them in public places

​-Is a "professional" bodybuilder